Heights of vettiness..

7:30 pm 10/10/2007 wednesday

im sitting in ofc wondering wat the heck im acheivin in life..while all my colleagues get good competitive coding work i get technical documentation work which in the words of my PL is "a big responsibility vishal..becos on seeing ur technical documents only the customer wil understand the technical nuances of the code..u dont worry abt the code..others wil take care of it"...in much simpler terms.."vishal..u suck at coding"...

rite nw thers a guy(my cube mate..he's in sme laomv project) speaking on the phone..guess its sme onsite guy...our man is telling tht fello " bala it cant be done for the first 2 FR5 test cases..no validation required..ya... ya ok sure..done"...wat ok sure...wat done?

at this moment i look around at wats written on the white boards of my 3 cube mates(guy tlkin on the phone included)....
first fello's board:YO2 issue-->resolved..
YO3 issue--->resolved..
AXY-TEST--->Rev team

second fello's board(its a girl actlly):IBM Lotus notes installation, BAPI,IDOC,abap training schedule...

third fello's:TR--ARDK934768.ARDK903410 status : pending..

fourth fello's:10:00--->first coffe brk
12:30---> lunch break..
3:00--->second cof..o bluddy its my own white board only..sorry abt tht...


8:30 pm...ok its 8:22 acttly

u mite be irresistably tempted to wonder hw come i've done only so little in 1 hr......................ok nw u kno wy i suck at coding .....

now i can hear some sounds comin from...(oooo bbaby..here comes sonia..il jyst gwt out my flip mobil to impress her....damn she's gone....she's a babe ok...she has this crazy effect on me...i start doing crazy things...if u din notice i mistyped 'just' and 'get' in the prev line...its the 'sonia' effect)..so wat was i sayin..i can hear sounds from...damn i forgot...

and nw thers this girl called sharon..v sweet girl(with a blinding smile and a hunk of a BF) frm the adjacent cube askin me wat im typin so seriously..wait il just answer her...................ok since i cant be typin code(and evrybody here knows tht) i had to tel her tht im preparing tech docus...i hate lyin but u must understand tht my maanam(or watever is left of it) is at stake here...

8:35

bluddy im feelin hungry..nw wat to do...i flip open my purse(shivaji rajnikant style)....lets see...now wat do we hav here?....sme bluddy change,sme notes..some bills( ah jst rememberd i need to claim my deputation expenses),and my trusty icici debit card...ah i see my PM surya going out...a sight for sore eyes..actlly he's a nice guy only...chumma for putting scene i said 'sight for sore eyes' and all...

ah here comes danny...v nice guy(with a hunky physique and a GF with a blinding smile)....he tells me bye...he calling sharon now..she tells me bye,,,(damn tht smile again...damn u danny...damn u to heck u %^&*&**)...i give them both a big smile...both head fr thr door...malayalee couple only....happy couple...

%^&*&**---------> swear words i decline to translate as there may be grown ups reading this...


wait wait my phone is ringin..who can this beee...anush subramanian..(wat the heck does this loser want?)...hi macha anush..long time da...hw are wife and kids...?



Moral : ONE HOUR AND FIVE MINUTES OF MY OFFICE LIFE = ONE HOUR AND FIVE MINUTES OF MY LIFE WASTED