Action!

its amazing how in some parts of the world but more so in india the smallest of problems can make a huge impact somewer else...sme place wer it doesnt matter at all..in my view this is just a way for insecure ppl to draw attention to themselves..smething starts in one place and ends up smewer else...

1.for example karunanidi sittin in TN thinks he's elvis starts commentin on the liquor and tobacco related urges of sme prince in ayodhya who lived eons back (nt sure abt the tobacco but i tght it added punch)

EFFECT: ppl get killed in Assam..yes assam..north india..nt even south..NORTH....and wats happend to mr k'nidhi? nothing at all...makes no sense does it?

2.saddam hussein gets executed...ppl in iraq celebrate..finally...the iraqis are ecstatic...

EFFECT:the effect is felt a few 1000 kms away..bandh...hartal..house stoning...' few 1000 kms means where da?' u mite ask...
ANS: kerala....
'aiyooo...for wat reason da?' u mite ask...
ANS: dei bugger i said kerala no?...

3.i sit on my butt (actlly evryone does.. sreeshanth being a glorious exception..he STANDS on his butt) and write code from my bangalore office..

EFFECT:ppl smewer in phoenix, arizona start tearing their hair...(ok in this case the site of impact matters..at least to me)

4.sreeshanth perfroms mating rituals usually employed by primates in the early 19th century in front of mathew hayden and andrew symonds....

EFFECT: britney spears goes back into rehab with a broken heart...wat the heck!!!

i think wen it comes to interviews indians are the most immature and boring with no sense of humor in their replies watsoever...save for a few guys like shah rukh,john abrhm ,omar abdullah,anush subramanian...and even robin uthappa..... ok im sayin tht becos he comes to my church...also sme girls like priyanka chopra,amrita rao,farah khan giv witty replies...but still are a majority of indian celebrities really thinkin wat they say?

RaviShastri( to dhoni aftr winning the 2020):So dhoni great feeling after winning the cup?
MSD:yes ravi..it's a great feeling..the boys played bold criket...i always knew tht we wud win this cup frm the begining....we r young...we r fearless..we hav no emotions..AUS watch out..SA watch out..PAK watch out...
wat MSD's acttly thinkin:(i have absolutely no clue as to how we won..however now tht we've won..sachin watch out...sourav watch out..rahul watch out...)

RS:Big win fr the boys tday MSD....bla bla bla. .wat plans..blabla.cash prize of 2 million usd to the team..thts a whole lot of money isnt it dhoni?
MSD:no ravi...money doesnt matter..wat matters is we played as a unit and stuck together and enjoyed ourselves..blablabla...
wat he's thinkin:(2 million USD = 9 cr rupees..so this means i get ..hmm lets see now..900,00,000/11 = ......screw the 12th man.. and the coach..btw whos the coach??)

RS:and wat abt the team coach dhoni?did he have a big role to play?
MSD:err..obviously ravi..he was a constant source of inspiration...
wat he's thinkin:(shit!!we have a coach eh?)


RS to our frend S Sreeshant: great performance sree...it was good to see u display sme raw aggression against the aussies...
SS:i swear ravi...im nt scared of anyone..im a real man...i was really charged up after they called me gay..i wanted to prove to them im not..
wat sree's actlly thinkin:
(things to do:1. call up mummy
2. call up swami sri pishardy gowrishankar(dance guru)
2. call up swami sri sri nayinte moan(yoga guru)
3. call up swami sri sri sri (to the power sri) kayendhi bavan(pujari cum astrologer cum first love)
4. call up paico toyland(toy store)
5. call up unni kuttan's lollipop store
6. call up chakara kuttan's sex store
7. call up hayden/symonds whoevrs free
)

RS:so sree wen u sledged wer u aware of the fact that india wil be touring australia smetime soon?
SS:DAMN!! i forgot...
wat he's thinkin:(AIYO!!!..NJAAN MARRANU...which translates to---->DAMN!!! I FORGOT(exclamation marks included..))..
ok in some areas the buggers maintain consistency in speech and thought...and btw 'aiyo' doesnt directly translate to 'damn' but it made u laf rite?no eh?ok it made u smile?again u say no eh?ok at least it sparked off sme reaction?again no eh? wat the *&^*(__@#$